Evil Parsnips

Who likes parsnips? No-one, that's who!!! Especially not me! But noooo, clearly parsnips are tasteless-whatever-so my mother has decided to try to sneak parsnips into my dinner. Mine! I could almost smell them last night. And on the first bite i knew they were there. But, although I could have thrown a tantrum, I didn't. I calmy ate the dumplings and yorkshire puddings-mmmm yummy :)-then gave the rest of my food to my father and left the kitchen.

I then had a shower and thought of songs I could change to fit in parsnips, eg:

If I were a Parsnip
I think I would kill myself
Because I taste so rank
Ranky ranky ranky rank rank

If I were a Parsnip
No-one would like me
Because no-one likes parsnips
I would taste so rank...etc.

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I know, I know. I am extremely mature XD